Sunday morning…. $20 breakfast sandwich.
Shoulda gone like this:
Woman: That will be $19.65
Amy: What? How much?
Amy: You’ve got to be kidding me!
Me: She doesn’t even want meat!
Woman: It’s the side of spinach….
Me: Listen, lady…. meat, expensive. Vegetables, cheap.
Amy: Yeah. I’m not paying $20 for some spinach and mushrooms….
Woman: I am sorry. I no speaka english.
Me: I don’t care if you no speaka anything.
Amy: Yeah. I want my sandwich for free.
Woman: Okay. Free. Here is your sandwich. And free for your friend too. All you can eat croissants for both of you for life.
Okay. I’ll let it go. But seriously…. $20???